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March 7, 2010

New ambassador in California

Filed under: Embassies — Lars Vilks @ 6:05 pm

Lord Lars Maalen-Johansen is new ambassador in USA. He is stationed in San Francisco.

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Ambassador Lars Maalen-Johansen

March 5, 2010

Concerning the president election

Filed under: Election 2010 — Lars Vilks @ 8:25 pm

The president election will go on until the 1st of April. On the 2nd of April the result will be announced.

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Ladonia March 2009

March 3, 2010

State of Emergency, Admiral Coup suspended

Filed under: Ladonia state affairs — Lars Vilks @ 1:46 pm

The cabinet has not approved Admiral Pedro’s Coup proclaiming Ladonia in a state of emergency.

Minister Taru (situated in Finland) says: “Oh no, again….” It is not easy to know exactly what the minister means but it can hardly be an approval. Later she added:
“Last time we had a coup it because of too much beer, now because of too little. What should we think of that?”

Minister Trollbinda (situated in Australia) will look at the matter:

“Thank you for letting the Ministry of Procrastination know of your recent coup.

Unfortunately the Ministry has urgent filing that needs to be done at this time. Your coup has been placed in a queue and will be attended to as soon as one of the Ministry officers is available.

The Ministry values your insurrection and will contact you shortly.

Yours sincerely

Trollbinda
Eternal Minister of Procrastination and Poet Launderette”

March 2, 2010

A declaration from Admiral Pedro

Filed under: Ladonia state affairs, The Ministers — Lars Vilks @ 11:48 am

Admiral Pedro, since many years admiral of Ladonia Navy and minister in the cabinet has proclaimed a state of emergency. It is not possible to say if the proclamation is valid or not. We are waiting for a reaction from the Ladonia Cabinet.

“PROCLAMATION OF STATE OF EMERGENCY!!

In pursuance of deliberations and decisions of Chiefs of Staff of the Armed Forces and Corps Commanders of Ladonian Army, Navy and Air Force, Invisible Police, Coast Guard and Fire fighters, I, Admiral Pedro, Grand Commodore of the Serenity Sea Fleet, Gran Capitan of Ladonia, Ambassador of Ladonia on the Moon, Knight of the Sacred Hammer with Steele nails, Chairman, Joint Chiefs of Staff Committee and Chief of Army Staff proclaim Emergency throughout Ladonia and assume the office of the Chief Executive of the Remony of Ladonia.

I hereby order and proclaim as follows:

The Martial Law will be in effect today at 8:00PM EST;
The Constitution of Ladonia shall remain in abeyance;
The Secretary of State shall continue in office;
The President of Ladonia in Temporis shall continue in office;
The Presidential Elections results are suspended, invalidated and banned;
The Cabinet, the National Assembly, the Provincial Assemblies and Senate shall stand suspended;
The Chairman and Deputy Chairman of the Senate the Speaker and Deputy Speaker of the National Assembly and the Provincial Assemblies shall stand suspended;
The Vice President, Prime Minister, the Federal Ministers, Ministers of Everything, Advisors to the Prime Minister, Parliamentary Secretaries, the Provincial Governors, the Provincial Chief Ministers, the Provincial Ministers and the Advisors to the Chief Ministers shall cease to hold office;
The Queen Ywonne should remain in Castle with her family;
The Dog Mohammed should remain under surveillance and arrest;
The whole of Ladonia will come under the control of the Armed Forces of Ladonia under the UNIQUE Command and Supervision of Commander Norbert!!!

This Proclamation shall come into force at once and be deemed to have taken effect on and 1st day of March, 2010.

Adm. Pedro
03/01/2010″

February 28, 2010

Ladonia open

Filed under: Nimis, General information — Lars Vilks @ 7:20 pm

It is now somewhat easier to reach Ladonia. But I have to admit that there is still heavy snow around. But it is melting and today there were visitors.

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The Tower of the Winds

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Visitors

February 23, 2010

Really a simple matter

Filed under: Events in Ladonia — Lars Vilks @ 8:58 pm

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Where is all the white snow gone?
Gone to fridges everywhere!
(Yes, it can be sung)

This is of course the solution when the winter brings too much snow. Take it home, put it in the fridge and you will save money, energy and the world.

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February 22, 2010

Resting in snow

Filed under: General information — Lars Vilks @ 12:03 am

Still hard winter and a lot of snow. Ladonia is now a safe place.

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View with snow

February 17, 2010

Snow and Winter

Filed under: General information — Lars Vilks @ 11:23 am

In February it is snow and winter in Ladonia.

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February 13, 2010

Cosmic vote

Filed under: Election 2010 — Lars Vilks @ 10:58 pm

Minister of Future Science James Hartman has made an election poster for cosmic use.

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February 11, 2010

Don’t forget the election

Filed under: Election 2010 — Lars Vilks @ 11:41 am

Remember, remember to cast your vote: HERE

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Ladonia Coat of Arms

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